Sunday, March 2, 2014

Knowing Nothing About King Arthur

 
            So as Dr. MB said, I have been working on a paper that involves Merlin, Logres, and Arthur. As I have been coming through various versions of the legends, I realized how much of it was new to me. I didn’t know that is how Mordred died, I didn’t know that was how Gawayne died, and I didn’t know that was how Arthur was born. Most of the specific adventures are still unknown to me and most of the ones I know now I have read for college. I attribute my interest in the Middle Ages to Lord of the Rings not Arthur. Yet somehow I knew the basic story quiet well. I have been trying to figure out where I got it from and have found that I have had surprisingly little exposure to it. And the things I did see I somehow knew to be wrong or only part of the story. I saw the Sword in the Stone once and I barely remember it. The only thing I really do remember is that I hated it because I felt it was getting the story wrong; it was far too silly to bear the weight of the legend. The only other thing I remember from childhood is that once my family spent a couple of days in Vegas and we went and toured the Excalibur Hotel. We didn’t see a joust or anything, but we did stop in the gift shop where we got some wooden swords with the sword in the stone inscription and mislabeled Excalibur. Still, I remember thinking that the hotel did not have it right, and that it was not fair that my brother found a 50 dollar bill on the floor. Molly brought up the medieval fair Arthur episode, which I remember watching in high school with my little sister. The only piece of Arthurian legend that I remember I felt good about was the Grail legend from Indiana Jones. That is all the direct Arthurian exposure I can remember getting before college.
            The best I can guess is that at least part of my idea about what the King Arthur legend should be came from the sense I got from hearing my parents and others talk about it. I know my parents never told me stories about Arthur; they say that now. But from them I must have gotten the sense that it was in fact a legend, and was important for being so somehow. My dad had to explain the mock middle English inscription of my wooden sword, and from that got that it must be fairly important thing to be king of England for someone to put it so official sounding on a sword. To wrap up this ramble then. It seems to me that much of what I and perhaps others got of Arthur was more roomer than content. By running into a lot of references to something one gets the idea that those little bits represent a much larger and important story. So maybe Arthur continues as a legend because that is sometime the first sense someone has of it. It is an important but ancient part of culture because that is how we grow up understanding it.

Saturday, March 1, 2014

Ah, Romeo and Juliet, We Meet Again

It’s funny how some things, even a Shakespearean play, come full circle.  The first time I read this play was in eighth grade and I hated it.  I had no idea what I was reading and why it was considered one of the most iconic pieces of literature.  I swore I would never read it again.

Then sophomore year of high school we had to read it.  This time it was a little more bearable.  I had an amazing teacher who made learning and understanding the language of the play fun.  But I still swore I was never going to read it again.

Now here I am, my junior year of college, reading the play for the third time.  I must say though, I am much more open-minded about reading it this time than I was in the past.   Maybe it’s because I’ve matured in my English major-ness or maybe it’s because I’m excited to discuss something in class that I actually have a good amount of knowledge about.


I’m a little more than halfway through reading the play again and I’m proud to say that I understand 90% of what their saying.  This is huge for me.

For one, I’ve never been a huge fan of the play.  For years I’ve been indifferent to it all, but now that I’m older and can fully appreciate the story as a whole, I’m really starting to dislike it.

Honestly, I don’t think that it’s a love story at all.  I see it as being more of a lust story.  Two teenagers, both under the age of 18 get married and then kill themselves because they think they can’t be together.

To me it’s all a bunch of rubbish.

Romeo and Juliet are two of the most immature characters I’ve ever experienced in all of the literature that I’ve read.  They drive me insane.  To top it all off, you have the Nurse and Friar Lawrence who willingly enable and encourage these kids to make terrible mistakes that will eventually end their lives.

In relation to pop culture, I have no idea why this has grown to be so popular.  Perhaps it’s the notion of forbidden love or “star crossed lovers” that makes everyone swoon.  But in reality, there is nothing to swoon about.  They both die in the end.


I decided to watch the Baz Luhrman version of the movie last night and let’s just say it was an interesting experience.  I had only ever seen the 1968 Franco Zeffirelli version of the movie, which I really enjoy.  But the Baz Luhrman movie was way out of my comfort zone when it comes to Romeo and Juliet.

The beginning sequence of events is what really threw me off.  The cinematography was really weird, the acting was a little strange, and I just wasn’t convinced that the story could be told from a modern day perspective. 

The movie did have some funny moments though, especially when they managed to incorporate lines from other Shakespearean plays into the dialogue.  During the beginning scene when the Montagues and Capulets and fighting at the gas station, someone (definitely a Montague) says, “Double, double toil and trouble,” referring to Macbeth.


I think the movie made the sequence of events easier to understand, and I have to give credit to Luhrman for taking on such an ambitious project, but I really hated the whole thing.  The fact that the dialogue stayed true to the original play but the setting was modern day really made me hate the movie even more.  I think any play by Shakespeare should be performed within the time period it was written.

Okay, I think I’m done bashing/ranting about Romeo and Juliet for now. 

With that being said, I’m looking forward to discussing both the play and the movie with everyone in class!   


King Arthur for Children

Growing up, the most exposure I had to King Arthur was through children’s shows. Go figure. I watched Disney’s “The Sword in the Stone,” but not often enough to remember it for class. I’ll have to watch it soon. I vaguely remember an episode of Wishbone with the adorable dog in chain mail, though that may have been the Joan of Arc episode. There was a book, so I’m sure they made an episode of it. 

And I remember an episode of Arthur where they go to a Medieval Fair with contests and a sword in a stone. (I have found the episode!)


Sidenote: In class this past Tuesday, I realized that most of my knowledge about classic literature comes from Wishbone: The Legend of Sleepy Hollow (by far the best and scariest episode there ever was), King Midas, Don Quixote, and Rip Van Winkle, among many more. If anything, I desperately want to watch the episodes that I have now read the books they were based on to see if they were done justice. I think shows like Wishbone were a great way to introduce children to literature, and maybe it played a part in my English Majorness. We need more television shows like this. It is also interesting to look at how certain books were adapted to be fit for television and children and to star a dog. It’s a pretty amazing example of crossing over. Like our discussion about Star Wars Uncut: Is it still Star Wars? With Wishbone, are those stories still those stories? Perhaps it’s a little different. But, with any adaptation it’s important to think about these things. We’ll be reading and watching various forms of Romeo & Juliet; are those still Romeo & Juliet? Adaptations are my favorite thing to study because there are so many variations for so many things. How far can we stray before it is no longer considered the same story? 

King Arthur. The first King Arthur reading I did was Geoffrey of Monmouth for British Literature. I was excited because, as we said in class, everyone (or almost everyone) knows the names King Arthur and Excalibur. We could probably throw in Lancelot and Merlin, too. After Geoffrey, I wanted to read more, but I didn’t until this class. I was surprised by how little Merlin was featured in our passages and by how much face time Lancelot received. I expected it to be about King Arthur and not the Knights of the Round Table. There is so much of King Arthur that doesn’t get show through other texts. I can’t say I’m surprised that these things are left out, but there is so much I did not know. Reading Malory’s accounts of King Arthur was enlightening. I would definitely like to read the rest. I also feel the need to power through the last few episodes of Merlin. I know. But, I like it. At least the earlier seasons. 


Thursday, February 20, 2014

Ooooh, Fandom I love you. [How much?] Hella





I don't even know where to start. Okay, that is a bold-faced lie. I have like 400 places I could start but I am going to start by bringing up what I scratched at in class.

I loved Star Wars Uncut. It filled me with strawberry bubbles and kittens (all of which had to be surgically removed) and it makes me more of a Star Wars fan than before. But why? Why are bearded Leias and cat Lukes endearing to me?



Because that's what we are inside. There is something out there that fills us with nerd joy till we're bursting. We consume movies like candy, binge watch T.V. shows, and read book series until they makes us cry like 2 year olds. We scream (in happiness) at the sight of Lady Gaga and Beyoncé and dress up as anime characters. Isn't that just the best thing?!

I am a fan of many things and Fans are one the them. I mean, just look at them.

No, but seriously. Fans are the best. They are smart, funny, creative, sexy, and lovely. Are there some assholes out there? No, not at all. All of them are perfect and amazing and rainbow-butterflies fly out of their mouths and- Absolutely, there are assholes out there. But don't crap on the entirety of a pretty amazing part of humanity. We are obsessive and that behavior can produce something as charming as Star Wars Uncut.



I am not the best at expressing why fandom is useful or good thing but I have to believe its true. I mean, it just makes me so happy to hear people just humming the background music of a specific scene in a movie. That shows a connectivity that I can't really put into words right now and probably not for a while.

This leads me to the Fandom assignment. I and super duper stoked to be a part of this but at the same time I am a bit wary. I don't know if I'm up for such a task. I mean, don't worry, I will be charging at it with a stupid amount of ferocity but I don't think I'll be able to express fandom properly. I don't even know if it can be done. I just know that I really, really, want to.


 I want to tell someone I read fanfiction and not have them look at me like I'm a child. I want to have important and moving conversations about ships without being misconstrued as a crazed fan. I want people to understand that they can read some really awesome porn online and shamelessly share it with others who like that....but...ya'know...not awkward.


This is going to be a lot of fun but its probably going to send me into a dangerous spiral of self analysis. Just like a mad dunk did to this man.


Look at him...Look how far into himself he is sent. Where is he? Who is he? Is he me? Yes. That is my future. I'm going to get dunked on by this Fandom project.

Back to the Lego Movie


            Laura brought up the Lego Movie earlier and this is another post/comment to hers. I just saw the film and I agree that it is Awesome (see the movie), and it is a text that seems to have been made for this class. As Laura said, this film both works with and subverts the mono-myth. We’ve got the (bearded) mentor, herald, trickster, shape shifter, and shadow almost as caricatures of those roles, all done in a spirit of parody. Yet, there are a couple of serious moments (see the movie) that work to directly evoke and counteract the role of the hero.


http://williamsonsource.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/The-Lego-Movie.jpg

            What is really weird is that one of the conflicts of the movie is almost copy-pasted from the John Fiske article we read. I think I can safely say without spoiling anything that there is a conflict over the use of the “instructions” that come with Lego sets. There are some characters who want to follow them to the letter without deviation and those who want to ignore them completely. So there is the product as the manufactures have created them to be used and the way the people use them in subversion to the manufactures. But, now the manufactures have made a text permitting such use of their product, which Fiske would say was their effort to contain the subversion, something like the example he provided, the shopping mall promoting “mall walkers” (40-41).



http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/sites/default/files/2013/10/lego_a.jpg
            And there is more. Many of the Lego characters are a walking cross-textual spaghetti bowl.  As he is in the previews and posters I can mention that Lego Batman features prominently in the movie. There are all kind of jokes and references about him and every other superhero/character Lego person. And so all of these characters bring behind them their associated fandoms and tangled inter-connected fandoms. The film makes use of it all.
            In summary, everyone in class should see the Lego Movie. It is worth it on its own and may be useful in class. Laura is right about the song. Be ready for that.
Note: should anyone from Warner Bros. or Lego read this I would not mind being paid :)

Monday, February 17, 2014

Finally! It Works!!

I was able to get it to download and I’ve watched about 30 minutes (+-). I guess the “break” my computer and I took from each other was enough to teach him a lesson about who wears the pants around here.

Star Wars Uncut was really cute at times…and really, really bad at others. I loved the stop action with the Star Wars action figures, they were my favorite. The sound quality during some of the scenes was so bad I could barely understand what they were saying. The scenes with people were 50/50 whether I liked them or not. Some of the costumes and invented droids were really cleaver; however the others were so bad it was just sad. Others didn’t even seem to try.

The mini version near the beginning, when C-3PO was getting his hot-oil bath was hilarious. There was raw sexual tension happening, C-3PO with his pink robo thong trying to seduce Luke was just great. I would have enjoyed a few other scenes depicted with this obtuse sexual innuendo. Maybe I just have a warped mind…




I watched the video with my boyfriend who stated that we needed to make our own mini Star Wars clips…I do love that nerdy man of mine ;)

Sunday, February 16, 2014

Computer Rage

So this weekend I’ve tried again and again to watch Star Wars Uncut and it has yet to work for me, resulting in an insane amount of computer rage on my part. Computer rage is essentially like road rage for some people—just…so… much…anger!!

For whatever reason, I do not get road rage, I can sit in traffic and not care…I figure I’ll eventually get where I’m going. On the other hand, computer rage is the bane of my existence. When I know my computer or technical device is capable of completing a simple function and it fails to do so—so much anger happens! I am typically a very passive person, but computers not doing what they are supposed to in a timely manner, well that makes me aggressive, very aggressive, wookie aggressive.

At this point, I am taking a break from trying to download the video. I assume my computer has issues because it is a long video. The saying “a watched pot never boils” apparently does not apply to computers…they are much needier. My computer wants me to watch it SLOWLY download the content and if I turn away for the slightest of moments any downloaded material disappears and it wants to restart the entire process. That little buffering symbol has caused me so much rage!
 
http://static.raymond.cc/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/buffering-icon.png

After this blog post my computer and I are taking a break from each other…I think it is important for our relationship to step back for the time being. During this time I hope my computer thinks about what it wants from our relationship…he needs to consider his role and keep up his end of the bargain…if he likes us together, likes how I gently press his keys, likes how I spend so much time with him, well he needs to stop being such a slacker or else he’ll find himself crashing through a window or ripped in half.

He needs to decide if he wants this...
 
http://www.geenalee.com/thelovezone/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/computerlove_jpg.jpg

or this...
http://www.buzzle.com/img/articleImages/562748-10326-49.jpg


I called the cable company and they state that Point of Rocks is basically “no man’s land” when it comes to the internet. The representative stated that Point of Rocks is on the edge of the internet flow (or whatever) and the only way to improve connection is to build another tower closer to Point of Rocks…yeah like that’s going to happen anytime soon…I’ll be sure to get right on that. Sheesh, some people are so helpful.

I was able to watch maybe 3-5 minutes, I made it past the opening credits and saw a few 15 second snippets, but alas no more than that when Mr. Computer wanted to re-buffer and start the download process over. Ughhhh!!

For now it’s time for a couple deep breaths and a relaxing shower, then I’ll try again…hopefully with a better response from my computer.